1. unclefather:

    wassupstyles:

    What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

    very polite

    Reblogged from: raziel-angelofsass
  2. backshelfpoet:

    Black

    [noun]

    1. Night. Obsidian slides on the islands of Hawaii. My grandfather’s cancer spots and the x-ray of his deflated lungs. His coffin two months later. Ebony keys under hands that are too dark to be called anything but burnt charcoal crystals, and Beethoven playing softly three floors down in my uncle’s apartment building — O Freunde, niche diese toen, sodern lasst uns angenehmere anstimmen und freundenvollere. 

    2. You. Your heart. Your mouth when you said
    you didn’t love me anymore.

    -

    d.a.s

    Reblogged from: tsktsks
  3. poopoodunderhead:

    will suck dick for more space

    Reblogged from: hollipop94
  4. lord-kitschener:

    screw off, Taco, you shit in a box of gravel

    Reblogged from: look4live
  5. american-mouth-flightless-bird:

    "ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

    Reblogged from: look4live
  6. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Tumblr Puns 

    Reblogged from: sar-ie-fairy
  7. Reblogged from: oh-teen-posts
  8. kissmeok:

love/couples

    kissmeok:

    love/couples

    Reblogged from: kissmeok
  9. Reblogged from: mywolfpulledheavendown
  10. wank-r:

    Ed Sheeran | Stay With Me (Sam Smith Cover)

    WELL FUCK

    Reblogged from: theotherwinchester
  11. Definitely don’t know if that was a mistake or not..

  12. Now accepting applications for an attractive boy to give me a massage because I’m hella sore from quidditch practice. 

  13. moistwilly:

    tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

    Reblogged from: breakinq
  14. lysilly:

    mrcheyl:

    dre3k:

    kayla-kunt:

    yuu-ung:

    jeffreycaluag:

    "Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

    Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

    They went in

    This gave me eternal life.

    lol they go in at :38 though

    Dancers and choreographers, man. The SKILLZ

    Reblogged from: showsaholic
  15. brokje:

    amu-baqi:

    when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok

    Reblogged from: milesfrom-alaska
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